Here are some jokes about Shaquille O'Neal.
•Shaq is so big, when he steps on a scale, it says, "To Be Continued..."
•He's so big, when he goes to a restaurant, he doesn't order a table, he orders a section.
•His shoe size is so big, he could use his sneakers as kayaks.
•Shaq doesn't wear a watch, he wears a sundial attached to his wrist.
•When Shaq goes shopping for clothes, he doesn't buy a shirt, he buys a tent.
•He tried to play hide-and-seek once, but he kept giving away his position by blocking out the sun.
•Shaq's free throws were so bad, he could miss the ocean from a boat.
•Some of Shaq's free throws are still in orbit.
•The only things Shaq couldn't dunk were his free throws.
•How do you know when Shaq has been to a practice? There are divots in the ceiling from his free throws.
•Shaq bought The General auto insurance because he kept accidentally leaning on cars and denting them.
•When Shaq walks into a room, the room doesn't just get smaller, it gets flatter.
•Shaq said he wants to buy the Orlando Magic. He just needs a bigger wallet. And maybe a bigger place to put it in.
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